I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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