He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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