i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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