She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He has the fingertips of a God
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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