It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I stole a fireplace last night.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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