But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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