well you can't waste a boner
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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