Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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