If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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