careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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