The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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