I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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