bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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