dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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