im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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