He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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