i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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