awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Acid is not a monday night drug
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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