Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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