Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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