Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Fuck appropriateness.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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