Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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