idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
