i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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