Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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