i barfeds in our rink
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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