I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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