I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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