You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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