Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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