yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Randomize
