Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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