Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
