Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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