what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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