When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize