so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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