They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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