You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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