Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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