No, you can still breathe under the balls.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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