I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Randomize
