It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Randomize
