1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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