Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
