maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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