if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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