The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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