I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Come on in and take your pants off
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