I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
