the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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