Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
No stitches, just platelets and will power
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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