I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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