I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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