hotel room ftw
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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