I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize