so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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