adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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