fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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