Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
